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10 Pieces of Advice for Ministry Candidates

Follow these pieces of advice and I will save you a lot of time. You will be on the fast track to a clerical career:
  1. Stop thinking independently and keep your own thoughts to yourself!
  2. Memorize whatever it is you are supposed to believe. Regurgitate! Regurgitate! Regurgitate!
  3. Agree with everybody and disagree with nobody. Keep your job is job one.
  4. Plan on never changing your mind or having a crisis of faith or morals.
  5. Read a room and totally conform to it. Never rock a boat, even a bad one.
  6. Meet expectations without resentment. You are the composite of everyone’s religious fantasies.
  7. Keep about 20 years behind the times.
  8. Criticize everything and everyone who is different from the most popular religious status quo.
  9. If you have a personality, lose it!
  10. If you want out, break any of the above.




  • 正如林一峰話齋,閱讀,也是一種 state of mind。
  • 所以不限文字,還有聲音影像一切雜崩能東西,都在涉獵反思消化乾坤大挪移之列。
  • 看重的只有一個字:Insight


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