The secret diary of Moses
This is a composition assignment written by my son Alpha in grade 2.
A burning bush
June 24, 1999BC
Dear Diary,
Today, I was given rank of a shepherd. At precisely 12:00 noon, my third sheep yelled: "BAAAA!" As if to say, "Come follow me." And then she ran away! Shepherd's cane in the air, I sprinted after her. 3 minutes later, I tracked her down. She was at a narrow valley, with a single bush. Then it caught on fire! I mean, it was not! But it was! It was burning but it was not burning. I mean, it was on fire but did not burn! Then I was struck by the voice of GOD! "Take off your sandals Moses, for you are on Holy Ground. When you have gone into exile from Pharoah, I have seen your people work hard. Go back to that land where you killed a native. And say: Let my people go. And now!" But I yelled, "For I am a fat feeble old man!! I am 10000 years old - Too old!!! I am not a good talker!!!!" "I will send your brother Aaron with you." God boomed. "Still, no." I complained. So God said, "Moses, throw thy staff on thy ground." Now, I sensed a trap. I could have said no but this was God speaking to me. So I did as I was told. Then instantly, it turned into a snake. Not a snake, but a cobra!!! I freaked out, but God said, "Moses, pick up thy staff." with a shaking hand, I did so. And it turned into a staff. "Still, no." I said. "Moses, take thy hand and put it into thy collar." So I did. "Take thy hand out of thy collar." God boomed. So I did. With a ssh-shads sound, it was a thick slime that covered my fingers. "Now you have to put thy hand in collar." So I did. And... No more slime!!! "Now you have seen the power of God." God exclaimed. "Now go." So I did. Time for this entry to end. Bye bye.
THE END!
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