Tiger Woods will survive
Michael Jordan couldn’t keep it in the pants. His wife eventually left him. He’s fine. Magic Johnson couldn’t keep it in the pants, contracted HIV, married his long-suffering girlfriend. He’s fine too. R. Kelly PEED on somebody. Also fine. People are amazingly forgiving of celebrities. Especially those with penises. Especially those worth nearly a billion dollars in endorsements and still have years of playing time left in them. Most of golf’s fans are men. The golf reporters who live and die by having access to Woods want this mess to go away (lest they piss off THE MAN by being forced to report on it). It’s going to fucking die … eventually.
For now he’ll just have to let it burn like gonorrhea. But this too shall pass.
悲哉，善忘的世界。忘記了的東西，就不能得到醫治。
原文出自Se7en Magazine，多謝 Benjamin Wong 提供
Labels: Discontent, Healing, News, Reflection
